How would he "instantly" reform the U.S. health care system?
Oatmeal can be "instant." Not health care reform.
"Spoken like a man who has never run anything."
Yep.
On politics (which ain't beanbag), conservative ideas and politics (in general, we should oppose any attempt to immanentize the eschaton), sports (when does football season start?), teaching and education (polished apples are welcome), and pop culture.