Leavin', on a bunch of jet planes...

Jet-fuel-guzzling environmentalists are, that is, heading to their latest global warming conference: "Never before have so many people converged to try to save the planet from the catastrophic effects of global warming, with more than 10,000 jet-setting to Indonesia's resort island of Bali, from ministers to Nobel laureates to drought-stricken farmers."

As Instapundit said, you can't make this stuff up.