Those selfless federal employees

We're always told by Hollywood and the mainstream news media that it's "neocons", Republicans, corporate CEOs, defense contractors, and various rich folks who are the "corrupt" ones...

But lookee here:

"Federal employees charged millions of dollars for Internet dating, tailor-made suits, lingerie, lavish dinners and other questionable expenses to their government credit cards over a 15-month period, congressional auditors say."